KmartWarrior's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Virtual Police Stage 2]

Ah, flashbacks to VirtuaCop at the arcade.

I used to play the hell out of VirtuaCop at the arcades, back in the day.

This does the game justice: I really enjoyed playing this.

Outstanding animation made this a sweet game to play.
With 4 levels to play, that just shows the hard work that went into making it.

I've played some Armor Games that weren't so great, but this is definitely awesome.

Great submission.

[Run Ronaldo Run]

Witty Game

Chubby Ronaldo: a great figure for a flash game!

Awesome graphics and animation, and the game was good enough to keep the player concentrating for a while, so nice job on making a game that is:
Fun
Not too short
Humorous
Well drawn/animated

This game is where it should be: on the first page.

[Ninja Golf]

-=- Awesomely Amusing Funnage! -=-

Remarkable Game.

It's been a while since I've played a really great flash game like Ninja Golf. It combines sports and action into a great meld of enjoyment. I was on half health on my last life when I beat it, so either I stink at games or this was just challenging enough for my skill level.

I really enjoyed this game. Very nice work.

[MAD BLOX]

-=- Damn Fine Game For 9KB -=-

9KB game? Hell, even really poor kids who get their grandfather's hand-me-down Commodore 64 computer could download this game and enjoy it.

I had a lot of fun playing it. I wasn't sure if it was going to be like some fish games I've played, where once you get big enough you win. This game will give you a smirk because it's fun and so simple.

Brilliant!

C360 responds:

Thanks dude. I love simple addictive games... and C64 =)

[Dress-up Brad]

Yay, another dress-up game. J/K

I find dress-up games to be rather dull and unoriginal. I mean, there are just tons and tons of them on the net and on newgrounds.

H-O-W-E-V-E-R!

This one wasn't bad, and not the worst I've seen by far. The drawing was pretty good. I didn't give it a 10 for interactivity because it didn't have the following elements:
1. Music
2. Backgrounds

[TehKar-Seduction-Ep3-eFin]

Too much reading

Sorry, I haven't played a Moo (Text-Based RPG) in almost 10 years. There's too much reading involved. I did try and get into the plot, but interest faded.

It wasn't bad enough to BLAM, so I did vote to protect it. I think there's a 45% chance of it staying on newgrounds.

Tehkar responds:

I guess it made it ^_-

Domo for protecting my unfinished work, Keimarutu-chan!

~Teh Kar Loves You

[Arrow tag]

Nice Challenging Game

It's original, fun, and progressively difficult. I enjoyed it.

A couple of times my shoulders were clenching up cause I was trying to beat the clock. Yes, I did get pissed a few times when I thought I had made it to the next level, and didn't. If a game can evoke any kind of emotion from me, it gets a decent score.

Good game:
Estimated time before you get bored playing it: 15-30 minutes.

Enjoyed it.

[Cow curling]

Nice game but....

The computer opponent takes way too long to play it's turn. That's what turned me off to the game before it was over.

I liked the graphics a lot and it had good sound quality, but much like the real sport of curling: I got bored with it quick.

Decent overall game.

[Absalom RPG (Flash 5)]

I don't know why I play this game so much.

The first time I played this game was a few years ago. It's decent. I guess I like games that you build up stats and can play for more than a few minutes.

I didn't review the game way back when I first played it, so I thought I would do it now.

The graphics are not too shabby, the sound is good, and the style is great. It's very user-friendly, and it takes no time to know what to do.

Good game. I'm glad it has a home on newgrounds.

[BirdBallz]

Not a bad game

I played it a few times, and it wasn't bad at all. I noticed that objects seemed to move slower or away from BirdBallz as "he" flew closer towards them.

4 vote/7 overall.

Edvin responds:

Wee, finally someone noticed the code to make closer things move faster (one of the several 3D elements), makes me feel warm from inside. :)


Thanks for the positive and constructive review.
- Toast