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Hahahahahaha!

I was doing the neck-bend dance "Night at the Roxbury" style to this flash! It made me laugh (in a good way) and that girl is funny, especially at the beginning.

I had no idea what was going on in a few places but I was smiling and laughing anyway!

Hot Stuff! HAHAHA! Great submission!

Beautifully done!

The graphics are eye-candy and everything is crisp and flowing. It's a cute little movie that I enjoyed watching.

Good job! :)

5/5

A True All-10 Submission: Outstanding!

This is not one of the best, it's THE BEST submission I've ever seen on Newgrounds. This could be submitted to a short-film festival and have a chance of winning.

This author shows some awesome talent that I hope doesn't go to waste just doing submissions on NG. I honestly can't wait to see other/new submissions.

I think the voting should be like a Spinal-Tap Amp: go to 11. Everythnig is above 10 quality. Great job.

Visually stimulating

I tip my hat to this author because these are outstanding graphics and amazing animation. If I had to describe this movie in one word, it would be "fluid." It just flows nicely. Deceivingly smooth, it almost looks easy. I know it took a lot of hours to make something this awesome.

Great job. I'll definitely be checking out other submissions by this author.

Cute short.

I liked it. Seems like you got to about 95% of getting it complete, and submitted it anyway. A graphic where the start button would have been nice and the sound was a bit "crunchy" but in all, it wasn't bad. I thought it was cute.

Your hard work paid off.

In Author's comments, it says that this is the Author's first original cartoon. Being it's his/her first, I gave the overall a 10.

I knew it was going to be good just by the preloader and main menu. It's got a decent storyline, nice slapstick timing, and very good graphics.

Enjoyed it and hopefully it makes the first page. :)

Sweet Baby Jesus! AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA

I'm watching it again, but I have to review it first. Easily, the funniest thing I've *EVER* seen on NG.

Great graphics, great music choice, and awesome storyline/originality.

Impressively hilarious!

Tough review

I don't want to be too harsh, but constructive criticism is welcomed by some authors. I'll keep it light.

I. The first girl, Maxina. It's very difficult to understand what she is saying.
II. Some of the "scenes" looked rushed or done in a lazy fashion.

Question: is this one of your first flash animations? If so, it's not bad at all. The sound is synched nicely, graphics are crisp (good edges & colors) and the plot isn't too bad.

Probability of it staying on NG: 42.5%

Exactly what I thought it would be.

-=-10's across the board (and I don't do that very often)-=-

I gave HUMOR a 10 because certain deaths made me laugh. Everything else is self explanatory if you watched the submission.

I've enjoyed every Madness submission, and so have many others on NG, and this one is just as well done as the others.

Even though it's supposed to be the last one, I wouldn't be disappointed if *another* Madness comes out. In fact, I'd be pretty stoked.

Great job.

I completely agree with the beginning! Awesome!

Yes, the volleyball sequence from Top Gun is very gay: it's top 5 of all time gay because of the Kenny Loggins Highway to the Dangerzone score. I laughed so hard at that.

Kush Lash! Never heard of it. I googled it and it looks like it really exists!

Entertainment and education at the same time? NUTS!

Great submission.

Bacon BitsĀ© and croutons can spice up any salad: 'cept if its someone's asshole.

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