KmartWarrior's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[enspicter quasi's b-day]

Why'd ya rip off animated gifs to use here?

Half of the artwork in this isn't even yours! You can tell, because the guy breakdancing looks like it was drawn by an epileptic with a crayon in his dick.

Also, you might want to work on your ENGLISH.
This made no sense.

Even the Author's Comments are in some language unbeknown to the human race:
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mi work 4ever on thiiis injoy
oopdait... i maid teh file sise smaller!
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT? Blammed.

[Toilet Attack!]

A turd in George Bush, is worth 2 in the toilet!

I was expecting some juvenile bathroom humor, but it went beyond that. I was laughing my ass off at the spanish music you put in the background. HAHAHAHAHA! If you can make me laugh, it's always a minimum of a 7 vote. You got a 9 from me, cause scat humor rocks!

Nice job! But George Bush really DID beat a shit-eating toilet already! His name was Al Gore. Hehe, look forward to your next one.

[Patsie]

This is eye candy for the retarded.

Did you respond to someone's previous review by calling them "A fuck?" Man, your vocabulary and flash abilities go hand in hand; both should be pressed against my ass to remove the shit.

If I were a wrestler, I'd be BLAM BLAM Biggalo, cause I am blamming this stupid dungpiece.

It makes ABSOLUTELY no sense, but its not even funny obscurity. If you remove your graphics, and keep the audio, hell it might get a better score!

[Hamiecarab And Friends 7!]

This is silly but I like it.

Good job on the flash. I just got one question: What the fuck is that on that thing's neck? At the beginning, there's like a cross between a cow and a chicken at the door. And, did I see a NUT SACK hanging down from its neck? FUGGIN WEIRD! HAHAHAHA!

The "Lollypop Sequence" is too long. I suggest editing it down to the first verse of the song, with maybe a comedic pause for the viewer to absorb it. But who am I to judge?

[Curious George Disc. Sex]

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

OH MY DEAR LORD. I WAS LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF THE WHOLE TIME WATCHING THIS. HIGH SCORES FOR THIS 'UN.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. UH HA, UH HA, UHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA .

[Absolutely Nothing]

Just a BLACK SCREEN?

Could you put "Back in black" by AC/DC or SOMETHING to spice it up a bit? Why just the black screen?

Ghetto!

[VGWF]

If you have a sense of humor, don't watch this.

Remember that dumb wav "Duckjob" that came out 8 years ago? I've heard that stupid thing a million times, and its still funnier than this movie. Ash_link, I'd scrap this and do something else. It blows.

*********BLAMMED*********

Ash-link responds:

I should of made some fighting! Damn! :(

[Mission Failed]

Your first flash, eh?

I'd say that was pretty impressive for your first flash movie. The sound was very good, and I gave you a ten. Nice synchronization of the drum beat and the automatic weapon as the guys parachute down onto the buildings. I think you show a lot of potential, and I look forward to seeing more of your work. In fact, I believe in less than a year you could make front page of newgrounds if you apply yourself. Job well done.

dgamer5000 responds:

Well, that's certainly reassuring =D

[Comet Magnum Episode 21]

God damn.

Rather than blast you with a mean critique, might I suggest you just make Episode 21 the last? Besides the titles being on a 3rd grading reading speed, the mediocre graphics, and the uninteresting plot line, this flash was okay.

However, it does show you put a lot of effort into the project. Unfortunately, effort and results don't always go hand in hand. Sorry, but I couldn't even finish your movie, I had to close it.